Being a teenager. How to explain it? Plagued by pregnancy scares and constantly trying to find something to do (no sexual innuendo intended). Constantly updating your music library in an attempt to have the freshest Zune. (iPods are for fools) Not sure if everyone's teenage years are like mine, so I guess I'll have to fill you all in. Moments of pure bliss and moments of utter depression. Honestly, if you're a teenager in this area, you have nothing to bitch about. You still live under your parent's roof and you live in one of the top five wealthiest counties in the nation. If you turn out emo, it's honestly your fault.
Socialize. If you eat lunch in the library, you are a fool. Throughout my high school career, I've seen plenty of fatties and socially awkward kids in the cafeteria. I've played countless hours of tetris and blockles, and I've still managed to surround myself with friends. Sure, it's your teenage years, when you're trying to find yourself. But you don't have to do it by yourself. On a side note, why is everyone going to UPenn? Back to the post, I remember rejoicing and literally praising God whenever my current girlfriend had her period. Now that I think about it, the majority of my relationships were complete bullshit. Everytime my girlfriend at the time had her period, I would ride on that high for at least a week or two, thus giving me the worst possible reason to elongate that relationship.
Speaking of girlfriends, whenever I wanted to break up with a girl, I'd always wait until I could find a potential rebound or hook-up. So girls, if you feel your relationship fizzling out, break up FIRST. Because I know I wasn't the only high-school guy that did that. Actually, beware of all guys, they only want one thing and one thing only. And that's a girl that can clean.
So keep your guard up ladies. The other half of teenage life besides girls was trying to find something to do. I feel like the only reason I've become intoxicated was because there was nothing else to do. Being young AND having a suspended license led to a lot of down time. But now I'm a grown ass man, I've found other things to do. My friend and I tried to juggle today for an hour and a half. That's dedication. After playing ball, we had nothing to do since we had no money to buy certain recreational substances that teenagers like to partake in. Somehow, we ended up trying to learn how to juggle. Since I'm an uncoordinated scrub, I kept switching what I was using to juggle in an attempt to try to facilitate the process. First, I used cigarette packs, switched over to mini contact solution bottles, then used barbell weight holders, and finally ended up using plastic bags. I actually should go upstairs and clean up the mess. My parents are going to wake up in the morning and find three cigarette packs, three mini contact solution bottles, three barbell weight holders, and three plastic bags scattered all over the living room. I really doubt they're going to believe I was juggling all night.. I bet they'd rather me smoke some bud than juggle all night. What a loser.. Anyhoo. Being a teenager really isn't that hard, just be yourself and make an attempt to socialize.
What's on my mind:
There's no shortage of baby pictures online.
World Series of Poker is the shit.
"bad time to be a cloud right now. there's so much cloud bashing on facebook." - jay az son. word. if there's a meteor shower get the fuck out clouds.