See, this kid knows what I'm talking about. He's like "Bitch get off." She's like "Just kidding right?"Every time I'm with a girl, it's always fun as shit for a month or two. And then I start to get bored, and try to find anything negative about her so I have a reason ready in case I want to bail. Pretty soon, I just want out of the relationship and just leave. Almost every girl I've broken up with, I've never talked to after the dumpage(couldn't think of a better word). It's weird, but it's necessary. I have to put up a fake front to make the ex think I'm better off now and I have some weird resentment towards her.
Prime example right here.
So she's almost always confused and hurt, and doesn't want to talk to me ever again, or she's angry and bitter, and still doesn't want to talk to me ever again. So either way, it's a win-win situation.
Both of these pictures are acceptable for the condition the girl should be left in after the dumpage. If your ex does not always look like this for at least a week, you have failed miserably.
I hope I'm not the only one like this. But, I know that every guy gets bored sooner or later; whether it be two weeks later or two years later. It's all the same in the end. So how do you find someone you're really going to be with forever? Just like Pikachu and Ash? How do you form an unbreakable bond with someone without having to go through a wild ass Pokemon adventure since you were 10? (Pokemone trivia// get at me bitch.)
Hope you enjoyed all the pictures of little kids. I find that pictures of little kids elicit more feeling than pictures of adults. It's true, just think about it sukka fries. In case you haven't seen these videos, these are by far the funniest Jon & Kate dating parody videos.
Way off on a tangent, LOOK! Jon Gosselin's hip now. I don't mean to bag on him or anything, since I'm not even going to act like I know what's happening. All I know is, his kids are ridiculously cute. But yeah, Jon's cool now. He's smoking and it looks like his hair's coming back! In case you haven't seen these videos, these are by far the funniest Jon & Kate dating parody videos.
Prime example right here.So she's almost always confused and hurt, and doesn't want to talk to me ever again, or she's angry and bitter, and still doesn't want to talk to me ever again. So either way, it's a win-win situation.
Both of these pictures are acceptable for the condition the girl should be left in after the dumpage. If your ex does not always look like this for at least a week, you have failed miserably.
I hope I'm not the only one like this. But, I know that every guy gets bored sooner or later; whether it be two weeks later or two years later. It's all the same in the end. So how do you find someone you're really going to be with forever? Just like Pikachu and Ash? How do you form an unbreakable bond with someone without having to go through a wild ass Pokemon adventure since you were 10? (Pokemone trivia// get at me bitch.)Hope you enjoyed all the pictures of little kids. I find that pictures of little kids elicit more feeling than pictures of adults. It's true, just think about it sukka fries. In case you haven't seen these videos, these are by far the funniest Jon & Kate dating parody videos.
Way off on a tangent, LOOK! Jon Gosselin's hip now. I don't mean to bag on him or anything, since I'm not even going to act like I know what's happening. All I know is, his kids are ridiculously cute. But yeah, Jon's cool now. He's smoking and it looks like his hair's coming back! In case you haven't seen these videos, these are by far the funniest Jon & Kate dating parody videos.
damn.. good one. the gosselin videos were spot on.
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